Dear guys who I went to high school with and now have a class with,
You might think it is really cool to dip during class but let me tell you something, it is not. It is actually quite disgusting. So if you could please stop that would be really great. mkay? mkay.
Dear roommate from last year,
No matter what you think, the world does not revolve around you! You are not as cool as you think you are. You have no reason to look down on anyone. I mean come on, you failed the easiest math class that this college has to offer. And you want to be a nurse?? I hope that you are never at the hospital that I could go to if something were to happen to me. Not everyone is out to get you. I am pretty sure that you are bipolar and that you really need to go get that checked out. You think that you have everything and you don't. I actually feel kinda bad for you and how in denial about everything you are.
Dear roommate from this year,
O why do you come in at 2:30 in the morning and slam things?? I am expecially curious about why you slam the microwave 10 times. And in case you were wondering you do not have to slam doors and shut them. You need to learn how to clean a bathroom, also. Having dirt still on the sink is not cleaning it, in case you were wondering about that one too.
xoxo,
Sarah
You might think it is really cool to dip during class but let me tell you something, it is not. It is actually quite disgusting. So if you could please stop that would be really great. mkay? mkay.
Dear roommate from last year,
No matter what you think, the world does not revolve around you! You are not as cool as you think you are. You have no reason to look down on anyone. I mean come on, you failed the easiest math class that this college has to offer. And you want to be a nurse?? I hope that you are never at the hospital that I could go to if something were to happen to me. Not everyone is out to get you. I am pretty sure that you are bipolar and that you really need to go get that checked out. You think that you have everything and you don't. I actually feel kinda bad for you and how in denial about everything you are.
Dear roommate from this year,
O why do you come in at 2:30 in the morning and slam things?? I am expecially curious about why you slam the microwave 10 times. And in case you were wondering you do not have to slam doors and shut them. You need to learn how to clean a bathroom, also. Having dirt still on the sink is not cleaning it, in case you were wondering about that one too.
xoxo,
Sarah
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